Post by Darkhellbringer on Apr 20, 2007 18:37:21 GMT -5
1.CLAIM THAT THE ALMIGHTY ITACHI LISTENS TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS
2.PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS AKATSUKI COAT
3.HUG HIM AT 5:00 A.M.
4.GET TOTALLY WASTED (NECCESARY FOR #5)
5.BARF ON ITACHI
6.CALL HIM WEASAL BOY
7.ACCUSE HIM OR BEING A GIRL
8.TIP SASUKE ON WHERE ITACHI IS
9.USE SEXY NO JUTSU ON HIM
10.PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT ITACHI IS GAY
11.TAKE FAKE GAY PHOTOS OF HIM KISSING KISAME
12.TELL A PACK OF RAPID FAN GIRLS WHERE THE AKATSUKI BASE IS
13.TAKE KISAME’S SWORD
14.PUT IT IN ITACHI’S BED
15.KEEP SINGING “POP GO THE WEASAL”
16.SHOW HIM A SASUKExITACHI STORY RATED M
17.RECORD HIS REACTIONS FROM THE STORY
18.RELEASE NARUTO AFTER THEY GOT HIM
19.CUT HIS HAIR WHILE HE’S SLEEPING
20.ALSO APPLY MAKEUP (LIP STICK, EYELINER, BLUSH, AND EYE SHADOW)
21.WHEN CAUGHT GIVE HIM THE PUPPY DOG LOOK
22.TELL HIM THAT THE REST OF THE UCHIHA CLAN DIDN’T DIE
23.THROW A PARTY IN HIS ROOM WHEN HE IS NOT HOME
24.KISS HIM INFRONT OF THE WHOLE AKATSUKI GROUP
25.MAKE HIM BLUSH
26.SAY THAT YOU HAVE PERVERT SENSES
27.THEN LATER TELL HIM THAT HE ALWAYS MAKES YOUR SENSES GO OFF
28.GET BABY PICTURES OF HIM
29.POST THE MOST EMBARRASSING ONES ON THE INTERNET
30.TELL HIM THAT HE IS THE KINDEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEET
*********ITACHI’S REACTION AFTER READING THIS
“MUST……NOT………LOOK………AT………PUPPY………DOG………FACE!” ITACHI SAID THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. HE QUICKLY RUNS TO A MIRROR AND SCREAMS,”AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!” WHILE RUNNING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS NOW SHORTER HAIR GRIMACING AT THE HOW TERRIBLE IT LOOKED. YOU COULD EASILY SEE TEARS RUSHING DOWN HIS FACE WITH RESEMBLING A WATERFALL. THEN THE AKATSUKI MEMEBERS CAME BY AND STARTED SNICKER SAYING MOCKINLY,” OH WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ITACHI DID SHE ALREADY DUMP YOU.”
2.PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS AKATSUKI COAT
3.HUG HIM AT 5:00 A.M.
4.GET TOTALLY WASTED (NECCESARY FOR #5)
5.BARF ON ITACHI
6.CALL HIM WEASAL BOY
7.ACCUSE HIM OR BEING A GIRL
8.TIP SASUKE ON WHERE ITACHI IS
9.USE SEXY NO JUTSU ON HIM
10.PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT ITACHI IS GAY
11.TAKE FAKE GAY PHOTOS OF HIM KISSING KISAME
12.TELL A PACK OF RAPID FAN GIRLS WHERE THE AKATSUKI BASE IS
13.TAKE KISAME’S SWORD
14.PUT IT IN ITACHI’S BED
15.KEEP SINGING “POP GO THE WEASAL”
16.SHOW HIM A SASUKExITACHI STORY RATED M
17.RECORD HIS REACTIONS FROM THE STORY
18.RELEASE NARUTO AFTER THEY GOT HIM
19.CUT HIS HAIR WHILE HE’S SLEEPING
20.ALSO APPLY MAKEUP (LIP STICK, EYELINER, BLUSH, AND EYE SHADOW)
21.WHEN CAUGHT GIVE HIM THE PUPPY DOG LOOK
22.TELL HIM THAT THE REST OF THE UCHIHA CLAN DIDN’T DIE
23.THROW A PARTY IN HIS ROOM WHEN HE IS NOT HOME
24.KISS HIM INFRONT OF THE WHOLE AKATSUKI GROUP
25.MAKE HIM BLUSH
26.SAY THAT YOU HAVE PERVERT SENSES
27.THEN LATER TELL HIM THAT HE ALWAYS MAKES YOUR SENSES GO OFF
28.GET BABY PICTURES OF HIM
29.POST THE MOST EMBARRASSING ONES ON THE INTERNET
30.TELL HIM THAT HE IS THE KINDEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEET
*********ITACHI’S REACTION AFTER READING THIS
“MUST……NOT………LOOK………AT………PUPPY………DOG………FACE!” ITACHI SAID THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. HE QUICKLY RUNS TO A MIRROR AND SCREAMS,”AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!” WHILE RUNNING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS NOW SHORTER HAIR GRIMACING AT THE HOW TERRIBLE IT LOOKED. YOU COULD EASILY SEE TEARS RUSHING DOWN HIS FACE WITH RESEMBLING A WATERFALL. THEN THE AKATSUKI MEMEBERS CAME BY AND STARTED SNICKER SAYING MOCKINLY,” OH WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ITACHI DID SHE ALREADY DUMP YOU.”